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Haint Punch

Deke Kipling is floundering in click-bait journalism for something called Smut Butter. Once the target of the right-wing Hard Boys, #damndeke has now been declared persona non grata by the radical feminist Ovarian Liberation Army. 


Heading to the Mississippi Delta with Lucy Burton of the Daily Brute, the pair find themselves in a well-armed political three-way as an unstable tycoon-cum-president tries to stack his party with loyalists.


Is the “Old Bear" of Mississippi politics making a grab for the White House? Or is he planning to blow the whole thing? 


Haint Punch is a stiff cocktail of lecherous politicos, violent peaceniks, alt-right dateless wonders, unwashed nymphomaniacs, bourbon-soaked aristocrats, and a gas-bag media all stirred with the very large penis of a hooved mammal.

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"I actually had recently returned from Ukraine  - about 18 miles from the Russian border - when it was suggested for some reason that I write 'the quintessential Southern novel'. With my keen and penetrating eye, I seem to have missed the mark entirely."

Murff on why Haint Punch

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